What better way to feel good about yourself than to have a piece of technology insult you everyday. The Japanese might like a bit of schoolgirl pop and whipping but the Brits might be more at home with a good old tongue-lashing from the Monty Python crew.
This is the Monty Python Abusive Voice Keychain and I have no idea why someone hasn’t gotten me one of these before. It houses 17 classic insults, voiced by the mad bastards themselves. Here are just a few:
Don't come here with that posh talk you nasty stuck-up twit!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
I wave my private parts at your aunties.
What is it now, you great pillock?
You dirty double-crossing rat.
You don't frighten us, pig-dogs!
Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person.
I blow my nose at you.
At £9, this is an essential gadget for brightening up your day on the morning commute. Probably even make some fellow commuters smile too so, think of it as your good deed for the day. Via Red Ferret.
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Holy Grail got lots of weird merchandises. Suits the movie well :)