Acer Aspire 9800 20-inch Laptop Reviewed August 21, 2006

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There is a line where a laptop is no longer a laptop: when you wouldn't want to put it on your lap because it'll restrict the blood flow to your legs. This Acer Aspire 9800 crosses this line: This behemoth has a 20-inch screen and weighs in at a thigh-crushing 17.3 pounds. Although it has a HD-DVD drive, for $2799 you could get a kick-ass gaming desktop and a wireless keyboard, which might also help to preserve future generations; all that heat ain't good for your nether regions. – Richard Baguley

Acer Aspire 9800 [CNet]