Electric Futon Better Than Motel Magic Fingers September 19, 2006

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I slept on a ratty old imitation Japanese futon through years of college, and my neck and back still haven't forgotten the spongy cotton bed. I might try one again, but only if it's Panasonic's £1000 Programmable Pleasant Sleep Mattress. Hit the "Good Night" button and the 8 computer controlled airbags rise and fall sequentially over 10 minutes, stretching out your bod. There's even a foot warming function so you can lose the socks at night. Just make sure you don't activate the tentacle penetration mode, or you'll be sorry.–Brian Lam

Panasonic's Programmable Pleasant Sleep Mattress [Tokyo Mango and The Raw Feed]