Get Your Rocks Off With Musical Condom October 3, 2006
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From flavours to ravers, condoms are again perched at the dawn of a new age. Ukrainian scientist, Grigoriy Chausovsky has invented a condom that plays tunes as you have sex.
The faster you fiddle, the faster and louder the tunes get. How is this so? The condom has been designed with a tiny loudspeaker and motion sensor built into the upper cuff. The tones produced by the condom depends on the sexual position chosen. According to the mad scientist himself:
“As the sex becomes more passionate, it registers the increased speed of the movements and plays the melody faster and louder.”
He also promises that there’s no chance of getting an electric shock either. Like how certain notebooks with batteries from a certain battery maker never explode into a ball of flame.
The cost of making your flute whistle will set you back just 20 per cent more than regulars condoms. All he needs now is some, seed capital.-Martin Lynch
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I wonder if you can have one playing the benny hill theme tune!
Yo Yo Yo i rekon you should bring out happy birthday merry christmas and al sorts of shitnes...
that would be wak man..
i really wanna get some. imagine a serious date, things get steamy, and the next thing she hears is a slide whistle coming from her lower lips. it sounds like it was modeled off the whistle pops.