CelluBike: Nukes Cellulite As You Pedal January 29, 2007
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Cellulite exists. It’s not a myth. Even celebrity hotties suffer from it. Apart from surgery, not all the treadmill bashing in the world is going to shift those unsightly fleshy clots. But wait! There is a solution!
Throw away that scalpel and hop on board the CelluBike. Looking like some form of CT scanner, this device lets cellulite sufferers pedal while having their body penetrated by infrared technology that heats up the cellulite and then flushes it through the higher metabolic rate achieved by exercising.
It will also rid the body of nasty toxins like those left behind by narcotics, alcohol, heavy meals, nicotine, sodium and cholesterol. This has appeared on Good Morning America so it must work. Right?
Scary ‘before’ and ‘after’ pictures after the jump.-Martin Lynch
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i want to know how much it costs to buy the cellubike? and how many are in ireland??
OMG i read about this in a magazine i was like 'PHWWWOOOOOOOAAAARRRRR I MUST HAVE IT!!!' i mean obviously 2 hours of painstaking workout and exercise a day along with one to two meals a day and anti-cellulite creams clearly isn't enough. Isn't there a site saying where the nearest cellubike is located in a gym or something? Or where/ how to buy it (i don't care how much it costs).