Toys: They Don't Make Them Like They Used To April 13, 2007

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Satanic, that is.

You can keep your PS3s and Wiis and PSPs and Tamagotchis and Bratz - you can especially keep that last one - because back in the days of Masters of the Universe, your toys came possessed by the f*cking devil.

While that advert suggests that He-Man has the power to defeat Modulok, just look at the damn thing. It is pure, unadulterated evil AWESOME.

Excuse this nostalgia trip. Hit the jump for another 'tube video, a heated and balanced debate on the evils of He-Man.

Surprisingly for up-in-arms shocked religious groups, they fail to mention how blatantly homosexual He-Man is.

Thanks to Toni. -Tamlin Magee