USB Humping Dog Defiles Laptops September 05, 2007

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As useless USB gadgets go, the USB Humping Dog certainly takes some beating. It appears that his sole function is to ravage laptops. We are talking world class Casanova-type action here because [thanks to being powered off the USB port] he can hump every port on your lappie, before heading out to Currys looking for some real dual-core, widescreen action.

There are some who believe that inside this Canine Love Machine lurks a useful, Flash-memory drive but they are wrong. This really is that useless.

Still, can you imagine the look on the faces of some office colleagues when they return to their desks only to be faced by the sight of their precious ultra-portable being humped across the desk by a 2in-high dog? Almost, just almost, worth getting fired for. Yours for £6.-Martin Lynch

[Gadgets DK]

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I really appreciate the fact that they blurred out the 'inappropriate' parts of that movie, thus making it Safe For Work. Thank you.

Posted by SFW | September 5, 2007 10:46 AM

Thats barking! Take the dog to the pound before he pounds you laptop to dust! It should be an mp3 player as well and play 'I love your lady humps'! I like it - and will get one for the office!

Posted by John | September 11, 2007 01:31 AM

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