PaintBall Panzer Rules The Battlefield September 27, 2007

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For those that have paint-balled and have the bruises to prove it, a little bit of extra protection can go a long way when you’re under assault by the geeks from Accounts.

What you really need is a tank. More specifically, the Paintball Panzer. Not only can you fit this baby in the garage, but the Funtrak Mini Paintball Tank is designed to dish out the pain too. As long as you’re not a professional basketball player, the company can build you one to suit your specifications in about three months. The features run like this:

* A glass reinforced plastic (GRP) chassis.
* An engine firewall.
* A fully integrated, ready-to-fire paintballing gun.
* A rollover bar.
* A roll cage.
* Choose from six colours for your mean machine.
* Can be driven on UK roads further to meeting DVLA regulations.
* Please allow three months from ordering to receipt of your tank.
* Suitable for ages 15 years+.
* Size: 106 x 122 x 183cm.

All you need is £8,000 - yes, I know - and those creeps in Accounts are multi-coloured toast.-Martin Lynch

[I want one of those]

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