Spoof Star Wars Toys That Never Were December 13, 2007
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George Lucas is a stickler for detail and even vets all those Star Wars toys that we bought under the pretence that they were really for the kids – some day.
“How many times have I told you NOT to touch The Millennium Falcon!!!!”
Here’s some I’m sure he’d be impressed with. First up, we have the 'Smouldering Moisture Farm Playset - Recreate the moisture farm massacre'. Of course, in true Star Wars toy franchise fashion, the burnt skeletal figures of Aunt Beru and that grumpy old git, Uncle Owen must be purchased separately.
You can see Crispy Owen after the jump, along with my personal favourite action figure that never was, The Force.
It's not an empty box, it's the FORCE™, alright?-Martin Lynch
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What is it, April the first? It would probably look more convincing (though not much!) if you could spell "SMOULDERING"!
:-P
I think you'll find smoldering and smouldering are both correct
I think you'll find 'smoldering' doesn't appear anywhere, and that Smoudlering is quite obviously incorrect. BURN! (Pun Intended)
Smouldering (or smoldering in American spelling) is a flameless form of combustion, deriving its heat from oxidations occurring on the surface of a solid ...
Whereas smoudlering is a typo where the L and D have been transposed
Smouldering and smoldering might be correct but "SMOUDLERING" is not!
Look closely, READ The words!!
Is this a fucking spelling Bee or something?
Any chance you do Jabba after he's been strangled? Something about that big fatty's tongue sticking out gets me moist.