Pole Dancer Alarm Clock About As Close As You’ll Ever Get To Having A Stripper In Your Bedroom April 03, 2008

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Not sure what gets you up in the morning but I’m pretty sure it’s not a 4in tall pole dancer.

Perverted thoughts aside, this is the Pole Dancer Alarm Clock and it does exactly what the name implies. It’s an alarm clock that takes the edge off those damn annoying beeps with a curvy stripper model doing her thing. Just about as tacky as the real thing, but cheaper. And no, she doesn’t get ‘nekkid’.

Of, course if you’ve spent a drunken night at a strip joint and you wake blearily to see a little spinning stripper on your bedside table, you’ll be forgiven for thinking that you’ve really, really got to stop drinking Absinthe.

Find it here for pre-order for £20 – it’s due in May.-Martin Lynch

[Nerd Approved]

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