Portable Breast Massage Robot For Pretty Boobies April 22, 2008

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If you want ‘pretty breasts’ then Wang Wei of Bubby (pronounced Boobie) Robot Technologies may have just the thing for you, without going under the knife.

The Portable Breast Massage Robot is designed for breasts of varying sizes and the two fan-shaped manipulators supposedly do the same job as a professional masseur, just on your boobies. Apparently it’s a lot cheaper than paying a ‘professional’ stranger to do it but you do have to wear the robot, which looks something very like a bullet-proof vest.

Apart from some medical reasons for why the Boobie Massager is good for women, Wang & Co are not unaware of other, less medical, uses.

Here are the 8 reasons why women would want one:

1. Girls who are reaching or having reached puberty, hope to improve the growth of breast.
2. Women who received surgery in the breast, desire to have a faster and better recovery.
3. Mothers, who are nursing babies, want to release the pain and to accelerate the secretion of breast milk.
4. Female who is having the period, want to release the swelling pain of breasts.
5. Women who want to lower the incidence of mastopathies.
6. Women, who are under pressure, want to relax themselves.
7. Women who want to improve the quality of their sex activities.
8. Women who want to have pretty breasts

Sadly, this mad, multi-functional robot is still awaiting some real financial backing and Wang just wants a measly £1.2 million for the patent.-Martin Lynch

[Crave]