Jeans & Keyboard Combined: Looks Rude April 24, 2008
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There’s something almost pornographic about the above image. I don’t know about you but the guy wearing the jeans with the in-built keyboard looks like he’s playing with himself.
Designed by Erik De Nijs, there’s a mouse in the back pocket and speakers in the knees. Can you imagine your mother walking in on you while wearing/using this?
Mum:Oh My God! Jeffrey! Stop it this instant!
J: Jesus mum, you scared the life out of me. What’s wrong?
Mum: Don’t you look all innocent at me! You were touching yourself!
J: Huh?
Mum: Don’t deny it! I saw you. Your hands were all over it. Disgusting!
J: But mum….
Mum: And in the living room of all places!
J: Mom, it’s a keyboard. I have to touch it.
Mum: Rubbish. Who has a keyboard on the crotch of his pants?
My question exactly. I’m sorry, but this looks like something invented by an Italian mobster looking for a good excuse to spend all day rearranging his balls.-Martin Lynch
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He's Using a dell inspiron Laptop and it looks like he is masturbating very badly. And also He is using the keyboard while the laptops switched off???
So is it mandatory to straddle a bench with a leg up & wearing a ladies blouse?
Would make all those sexual conversations in MSN a tad sadder, and if he popps open his zipper, he may also get confused between the mouse.........
Possibly one of the saddest things I've ever seen, and if you see someone wearing them, it is your duty to diss them until they melt like the witch in Wizard of Oz.
Jimmy do you mind if i use your keyboard for a minute?
xcuse me? pornographic? rude?
WTF ??? it doesn't even remotely look like he's playing with himself.
do you guys play with yourself using both hands just tapping on whatever it is that you have down there?
Looks like we found the only person to purchase a pair of these god awful things!
Wearing women's clothing and straddling a bench is mandatory here because it is FREAKING SEXY.
D'you suppose they do boxer shorts with a built in joystick, too?
that fuckin stuped why would anyone wnt a key pad on there trousers.