April 25, 2008

Bust Your Nuts With Hillary Clinton April 25, 2008

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As Hillary Clinton tours the US looking for that vital Democratic presidential nomination, others are finding new uses for the formidable partner of ex-US President, BJ Bill.

Known for busting some balls in her time – mostly, and deservedly, Bill’s - you too can let Hillary loose on your nuts. Shelled nuts, that is. Meet the Hillary Clinton Nutcracker, designed to take nuts of all sizes and bust those puppies wide open with just the force of her thighs. The product description reads:

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“1) Carefully insert your nuts between Hillary’s thighs and squeeze;
2) Eat the nuts; and
3) Repeat again and again for nut cracking bliss.

It just takes a little manhandling. Hillary’s body is made of plastic and the nutcracker is stainless steel. Some people say the real Hillary is made of those as well.”

The 9in nutcracker costs around £11 and you can find it here. Happy nut busting. See the box below.-Martin Lynch

[Ballerhouse.com]

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Yeah cos over here in the UK we're really interested in the US Presidential election.....

Posted by Charles Fanshaw | April 25, 2008 04:10 PM

heh, you really should be, considering how frequently your nutless government bends over forwards for their shaft.

Posted by Ryan | April 26, 2008 01:17 PM

Dude, you just got your ass shut down!!

i live in the u.k, but still follow the elections, as the u.s (despite recent economical blunders) is still the foremost superpower in the world, so i'm quite interested in which sad git gets to be responsible for pulling out of iraq..

Posted by Cameron Graham | April 28, 2008 11:06 AM

Looks like Sue Barker

Posted by Duncan | April 29, 2008 04:19 PM